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The Best Way To Smuggle Liquor Onto A Cruise Ship

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When people go on cruises, many of them plan to drink alcohol. Some may even plan to drink a lot of alcohol ;-). Thing is, drinks on cruises can start to add up, even with a drink package. So some more experienced cruisers look into unscrupulous ways to bring alcohol from home with them onto the cruise ship.

I use the word “unscrupulous” because not all cruise lines allow you to bring alcohol on board with you, and those that do place strict limits on them.

Here’s what each of the top-selling cruise lines allows (click on their respective links for more detail):

There are, obviously, other cruise lines out there, some luxury and specialty, some that cater to clientele beyond those in the U.S. Search ALCOHOL POLICY “Name Of Cruise Line” for their respective specifics.

Anyway, again, there are some cruisers who try to bend the rules, get around them, call it what you wish. Joe and I, by the way, are not those people; we tend to be “goody goody two shoes” rule followers. But we know there are those who think rules are made to be broken, or that rules don’t apply to them. Well, for THOSE PEOPLE, someone has made a tutorial with step-by-step directions on how to take an ordinary bottle of red wine and turn it into an illicit bottle of liquor. And done in such a way that inspectors will supposedly be none the wiser. Operative word, “supposedly.”

The way he gets the cork out is genius, BTW.

Joe and I DO NOT CONDONE THIS ACTIVITY. But with the video getting 1.5 million views in 5 years, I’m guessing it might’ve worked for some people, y’know what I’m sayin’?

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