A while back, we wrote a piece about what flight attendants are really doing when they greet you on a plane. I won’t go into the details in this piece, but a lot of it has to do with FAs’ ability to quickly size a person up so they know who to watch out for, who to protect, who to get to help in the event of an emergency, etc.
Obviously, flight attendants aren’t just born with that ability; they’re trained to look for certain behaviors, activities, etc. (although as someone who worked on a psychiatry unit for 11 years, I can tell you firsthand that although some of it is indeed training, some is years of on-the-job experience!).
Anyway, another group of people who are “looking” for things when you encounter them? TSA officers.
I know, I know. TSA officers (TSAOs) don’t have the greatest reputation. But I’ve got news for you – just like used car salespeople are supposedly “slimy,” personal injury attorneys are considered “ambulance chasers,” and people think travel bloggers “are only in it for the credit card links,” there are a lot of people in each of those professions who are not. And the same goes for TSAOs’ reputation for being crabby, mean and irritable (although in the past, they had good reason to be). Of course a lot of them aren’t (this one certainly wasn’t).
Sure, there are some who you’re not going to want to be your best friend. But then again, they’re not there to be your best friend. They’ve got a job to do, and it’s one of the most important ones in the travel industry – keeping planes and their occupants safe (and before you say it’s “security theater,” how many guns, knives and explosives have been caught on potential passengers and their bags since 9/11? For that matter, how many U.S. planes have been taken down by terrorists since 9/11?).
We’ve gone over the training TSAOs get (and yes, how it kind of glosses over “interpersonal skills” LOL) and you’ll see that “detecting terrorist threats” is one of the things they’re taught at TSA Academy (TSA-A), which is located at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center in Glynco, GA (about halfway between Savannah and Jacksonville). Here are some of the behaviors TSAOs look for as you go through the security checkpoint:
Appearing intoxicated
If you’re acting like you may have had one or six too many, you could be detained while the TSA officer asks the police to do a blood alcohol test on you. What happens after that will be determined by what your score is. I mean, just remember what happened to this lady.
Wearing unseasonable outfits
I know planes are kept cold (here’s why) but wearing a big, heavy coat in the middle of summer would still be considered suspicious. TSA officers might want to do a further inspection to make sure you don’t have anything dangerous under that parka.
Wearing baggy clothes
Many people try their best to be comfortable on a plane. That’s especially true if they have a long flight before them. But baggy clothes can make TSA officers wary that you may be trying to hide something – that super oversized hoodie or tunic may earn you a pat down.
PC: Dean Shaddock / wikipedia / CC BY-SA 2.0
Acting aggressively
And speaking of nuns, heaven knows (you see what I did there?) we all saw enough TikTok videos during the worst of the Covid years to know that someone who is aggressive could be a potential danger on any plane.
Obviously, someone acting aggressively – belligerent, angry, nasty, etc. – will be a red flag for TSA officers.
Acting nervous
A person who plans to do something bad to an airport, a plane, etc., might look nervous.
Fidgeting, swaying/rocking, cracking your knuckles, biting your nails, clearing your throat, talking too much, appearing pale or red, or wide-eyed can all be signs of anxiousness or nervousness. TSA officers may want to see if you look that way because you’re scared to fly or if you have nefarious plans.
Avoiding eye contact
For some of us, it’s a behavior that’s been going on for as long as we can remember. Got something to hide? Avoid eye contact.
Carrying lots of cash
If you have a lot of cash on you, especially in foreign currency, you may get flagged by a TSA officer. They could be concerned about drug or sex trafficking or money laundering, so they may want to ask you some questions or turn you over to the authorities for questioning (If your money is even suspected to be related to criminal activity, your large sums of cash could be confiscated and you may have to go to court to get it back). FUN FACT! If you’re planning on bringing $10,000.00 or more into the U.S., you must report to the U.S. Customs and Border Protection upon arrival in the United States.
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