Overcurious Delta Passenger Quickly Learns What NOT to Ask Flight Attendants

by SharonKurheg

It’s said you should never talk about religion or politics in mixed company. But there are other things you probably should (emphasis on the word “should”) avoid discussing with people, especially if you don’t know them. Race. Money. Opinions about prominent social issues. Even important, pressing stuff like D.C. vs. Marvel or Red Sox vs. Yankees. 😉

And then there are the things you shouldn’t say or ask about because you’ve “read the room” and understand that nothing good can come out of it.

When Curiosity Crosses a Line

A Delta passenger apparently made that faux pas not long ago, when on a red-eye flight from LAX to Fort Lauderdale. As Redditor gabe840 said on Reddit’s r/Delta forum, they were sitting in 2B and just as cabin service is about to start, the person in 1B got the attention of one of the flight attendants and says, “Hey totally random question, but on my last couple flights I noticed the flight attendants didn’t block access to the galley when the pilot used the lavatory. Is this a new procedure for you guys?”

I can tell that some of you, especially if you’re flight attendants, are already wincing.

Anyway, gabe840 says the flight attendant responded, “Hmm, that’s news to me,” before they walked away from 2B and spoke to the senior flight attendant. Said senior flight attendant walked up to passenger in 1B and confirms that the passenger had questions about access procedures for the flight deck.

The passenger in 1B agrees and said they were just curious.

The senior flight attendant replied that wasn’t something they could discuss with them, which (granted, maybe I’m reading into it) appeared to make the passenger in 1B get a little huffy.

“Oh, excuse me,” 1B reportedly said, “I didn’t realize I wasn’t able to ask questions.”

“I can answer most questions,” replied the senior FA, “but I cannot answer questions related to the security of the aircraft.”

1B exclaimed that was weird and asked, “why not?”

(Me: #headdesk)

The FA retorted, “Seriously? You know why. Don’t you remember 9/11? We cannot talk about that stuff. So thank you for letting us know what you observed on your prior flights.” And they walk away.

Gabe840 said that later on, when the pilot went to use the lavatory, they called the two FAs from the rear of the plane to come to the front and block the galley and one of them stared at 1B the entire time.

Reddit Reacts

Because this was Reddit, and on a Delta forum no less, the responses came fast and furious. Some highlights included:

1B’s gonna be TSA’s list for forever now

I mean, it would certainly make sense. Sitting so close to the cockpit and asking questions that could be interpreted as security issues, I wouldn’t be surprised. Or, as one Redditor said, “Dude just got his Global Entry and TSA Precheck revoked.”

1B was really an air marshal

Several people suggested this – the PAX in 1B was an air marshal and making sure that the FAs did their job correctly. But (A) that’s not what air marshals are there for (here are some facts about federal air marshals that you probably didn’t know) and (B) flight attendants in the U.S. typically know when and where air marshals are onboard.

Gabe840 in 2B was lying

Because Reddit allows its users to be anonymous, there’s always the possibility of someone making stuff up. And more than one person suggested as much. But someone else, who said they were a FA, said it wasn’t “out of the realm of possibility.” And another person piped up and said the “Remember 9/11” thing did happen to them. And yet one more person suggested they could believe someone asking the question because aviation nerds might pick up on something like that and thought it was neat (although they thought the FA response was total BS).

Perhaps 1B was on the spectrum

This was actually my first thought, and goes up there with not being able to read the room properly, which sometimes happens with people who are on the autism spectrum (and before anyone gets their panties in a wad, yes, I have lots of experience – both personally and professionally – with people who have autism spectrum disorder). The person who originally suggested it even said, “I … always make myself look suspicious in plenty of situations due to my random curiosities mixed with my inability to read the room.” Another Redditor suggested the same thing, that 1B was a person who was: “…genuinely concerned about a perceived change in procedure but unable to gauge how the query will be received.” (the [what I perceived as] snarkily inappropriate response of “I didn’t know I wasn’t allowed to ask questions” could also be in here, I think). Several other people who self-identified as being on the autism spectrum said they’ve experienced similar situations.

New Cockpit Safety Measures

One Redditor said that (and I know you aviation geeks probably already know this) on larger international jets, there’s a door of bars that close and lock and this allows the pilot to use the lav without the FAs having to block access with their carts.

Another person backed that up and also said it would be a required feature on new commercial aircraft starting in August of this year (but won’t be retroactive for planes already in use before then. Which, I think, is dumb).

Some adults don’t remember 9/11

September 11, 2001 was almost 24 years ago and thank you for reminding the rest of us, who remember every moment of horrible that day, and in the days of its aftermath, that we’re getting old. 😉

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