Hilarious eBay Ad To Sell An RV: “Slab Of Misery On Wheels”

by SharonKurheg

As COVID-19 ravaged the world in 2020, many of us attempted to get some sort of “normalcy” in our lives while still staying safe. For those who followed the medical community’s recommendations, that meant a lot more outdoor activities.

Joe and I first accomplished this with a trip to the beach in June 2020. We then hooked up with Norm and Samantha, our “COVID vacation buddies” who tried to be as safe as us – together we did road trips and visited Helen, GA (staunch pro-mask people in an anti-mask tourist town. That was fun LOL!) in August, and then the Dollywood/Pigeon Forge area in November (Dollywood at Christmastime is WONDERFUL, by the way).

Other people went one step further and rented or even bought RVs for their travel. RV rentals were through the roof in 2020, and purchases surpassed all previous years. That trend is continuing for 2021, as well.

Some people adore the RV life. Others, maybe not so much (if you’re a regular listener of the Miles To Go podcast, you’ll be able to hear lots of stories about Ed Pizza’s “second thoughts” about RV ownership).

To that end, one man in the U.K. recently decided to sell his used RV. Well, he called it a motorhome. But no worries – the two are essentially the same thing (just as the U.S. and the U.K. have different words for so many things [dessert vs. pudding, anyone?], the same goes for the camping world, as well). He put it up for bid on eBay.uk and, well, you knew you were in for a treat when the title of the ad read:

“Bedford CF Motorhome (a reminder of some terrible life choices).” šŸ˜‰

Here’s the ad:

Well, well, well. Where do I start with this?

Up for sale is my 1984 Bedford CF camper van. A perfect restoration candidate for another coerced partner, or sadist.
 
I never wanted a campervan, my now ex girlfriend did. So we comprised and purchased a camper, without ever laying eyes on it first might I add. It was intended to be a “joint” project which in reality turned into her standing round for half a day complaining about the shed we’d brought, and the remainder of the time on my back about how long it was taking to transform it into her “perfect tranquil cabin on wheels”. Yikes.
 
Fast forward a few months and she decided to up and leave (probably for a man with a much more impressive motorhome than mine) leaving only behind this sad slab of misery on wheels. Apart from being an eyesore and driving down local property prices, it serves as a personal reminder that the last few years of my life have truly and utterly been a waste.
 
As you can probably tell by this point I’m eager to get this thing off of my drive and draw a line under this turbulent chapter. So without further ado here’s a little more about the van.
 
The Good:
 
-It’s rock solid underneath.
-The wooded frame of the living area has been totally rebuilt, as it had signs of rot from previous leaking.
-It’s been sealed and doesn’t leak anymore.
-It’s been fully insulated with a moisture barrier too.
-The brakes worked well (I can’t vouch for this now but I can’t see any reason why they wouldn’t be.
-It comes with everything you need to make this your own “perfect tranquil cabin on wheels” (eugh, that description will haunt me eternally) This includes loads of wiring tackle, 240v hook up, battery charger, circuit boards,  isolator switches, fuseboxes and a whole load of other crap. Bathroom fixtures and fittings including the worlds most expensive bog, taps, shower and shower tray, 2 water tanks (one for clean water and one for waste), water pump, water filter, cladding to finish off the bathroom wall and some form of water heater/boiler. It comes with cooker with hobs and a fridge, although I’m unsure if these work as they came with the van and I haven’t ever got around to testing them, although I can’t see why they wouldn’t work.
-All in all everything you need to complete the van is there.
 
The Bad:
 
-It’s unfinished.
-Theres some bubbling to one of the wings, I can’t remember which side and it’s too cold to go out and check.
-It doesn’t run anymore, I stole the coil and leads to fix something else that I actually cared about, replace these and a see no reason why it won’t fire straight back up.
-It needs body work and paint, it has previously been brush painted and has an incomplete repair on the rear but believe me the brush painting is probably the least of your concerns.
-It’s profoundly ugly.
-It taunts me daily of my past failures and lost love.
 
The Ugly:
 
-See above. 
 
If you’ve made it this far you are probably mentally unwell or still being forced into making a perfect love den for those romantic weekend getaways, either way I applaud the dedication. If you do decide to bid on it and God forbid you actually win, you will have to get it transported or collect it yourself as I have neither the time, the means or the will to deliver it for you. I will do my best to answer any serious queries, but if you ask me about the flow rate of the shower for example; I probably won’t. Its not perfect (far from it) nor road ready so don’t expect it to be and you won’t be disappointed, it’s a cheap project and a good way to break into the world of motorhome owning. I’m just trying to get a little money back so I can go on a heavy night of drinking, perhaps visit a lady of the night depending on how well the auction goes and then close this awful chapter of my life. 

Happy bidding and good luck (God knows you’re gonna need it)
“A perfect restoration candidate for another coerced partner, or sadist?” “Apart from being an eyesore and driving down local property prices, it serves as a personal reminder that the last few years of my life have truly and utterly been a waste?” Y’all, I was ROLLING!
You can read the original ad, and see the pictures he included, at this link.
The ad got 44 bids during the 7 days the auction was live. In the end, the RV sold for £1,690.00 ($2,326).
I hope the new owner finds their new-used RV to be more pleasant than “a sad slab of misery on wheels.” šŸ˜‰

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